kelley wallace
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Reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts
- Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
- Audience: *cheers*
- Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Reblogged from Fabuloso
Reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
Reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
Reblogged from h i l a r i o u s
“we’re having pizza for dinner”
Reblogged from The Krusty Cook
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