fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

phallocentricfascism:

phallocentricfascism:

"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"

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the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American

so you can stay connected to your roots but we cant…..gotcha

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specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

I mean the kingdom practically runs itself but we can’t just accept this bookworm nonsense

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zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane